Tuesday, 20 May 2014

Millipede is a twat


Listen to this. A complete car crash, the mad millionaire fuckwitt.

Presenter: What do you make of Jim Grant?
EM: I beg your pardon?
Presenter: Jim Grant, do you think he has done a good job?
EM: I think that lots of Labour representatives are doing a good job right across the country and I…
Presenter: You do know who Jim Grant is Mr Miliband?
EM: You will enlighten me I am sure.
Presenter: Swindon Labour leader.
EM: Yeah I think he is doing a good job.
Presenter: Will he feel like you support him enough if you don’t even know his name?
EM: Well he is doing a good job as leader of the council Jim is and I think that is the case.
Presenter: I mean it’s Swindon Labour leader. Do you think by your comments now people might be a bit perplexed by why you wouldn’t know who Jim Grant is?
EM: No, I know that Jim is doing a good job for Swindon and I think he is doing a good job as leader of the council.
Presenter: But he is not leader of the council is he Mr Miliband? It’s a Conservative led council.
EM: I think he is doing a good job for Labour on the council. I think he is doing a good job for Labour on the council.
Presenter: So let’s be clear. Who runs Swindon council?
EM: It’s a Conservative controlled council.

European Elections

When Clare and I were over in Dublin a few weeks ago for Thomas & Siobhan’s amazing wedding, the one thing that hit me was the IN YOUR FACE pictures on every fecking lamppost of gurning euro mp candidates. Everywhere. All the time. EVERYWHERE. Fuck me. EVERY WHERE. I mean it. It’s bloody embarrassing if you ask me.

Ok, some were ok looking. Some of the women looked vaguely nice, but the men looked like paedos to be honest.

But compare that to the UK. The capital city of the UK (that’s LONDON for you stupids out there) versus the capital city of Ireland (that’s DUBLIN for you stupids out there).

London: feck all.



So what does this tell us?

I dunno.

You tell me.

Monday, 19 May 2014

A lovely reminder of the past…..




Just thinking back to those days….. but here’s a remix type of thing I won’t be allowed to play at Clare and my wedding….. or may be it will be….. Smile


Love you, darling. Forever now and always.



Saturday, 10 May 2014

I’m going to take your money unless you let me take your money!



So what this tefal-headed moron is threatening us with is that unless we agree to being robbed blind by a bunch of incompetents then we will be robbed!

Remind me, why aren’t we stringing these bastards up with piano wire?

Utter cunts!

Thursday, 3 April 2014

Kevin keeps shitting himself at age 13!


Thank God for the state to tell us parents what we have to do….

Kevin is now 18 and keeps shitting in the corner of the living room!

Saturday, 29 March 2014

More bargains from the local Market

Got this little lot for £5.00. So don’t let it be said you can’t feed a family well for little money.


Thursday, 27 March 2014

Expected: Cull Cats!


Yes, kill them all, the furry bastards.

Meanwhile, here’s a cute baby badger pic who you lot want to have culled:


Tuesday, 25 March 2014

Bus Nutters!

Was upstairs in the bus and downstairs a woman was ranting on the phone to somebody she kept calling “Your Honour”. She was shouting that his son-in-law kept trying to rape her – 3 times last week apparently. She then shouted that her children were taken away from her because “they” said she was mad, but she wasn’t mad because she is a government employee. After a bit more ranting and shouting she said a classic line that had all upstairs laughing… “But at least I have self control!”

Monday, 24 March 2014

Fake the evidence then and arrest a random brown person then!!



Just get the police to invent some evidence, perhaps pointing to some random ethnic person, arrest the person then get the whole thing chucked out of court and declare a mistrial.

Yes, what could possibly go wrong with that plan, eh?

A bit like the rape allegations, many of which are made up by what could only be described as mental cows. Just the allegation of rape must be a conviction.

Sunday, 9 March 2014

Sugar tax? Why not fuck off instead?

The mentals are at it again. They’ve given up on fag tax, but instead on focusing on tobacco they have turned their beady eyes on sugar. Oh yes, sugar. Hmmmm.

So what have the fuckers to say about getting your carbs from sugar?


Fantastic that we have seers in the organisation, yes? Cuts out all those annoying research papers at least.


And…..? Is this science now?

Tell you what, why don’t you just fuck off? That would be much more beneficial, wouldn't’ it?